What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 16:04
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why would a person always be so tired?
Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Which is the worst Bollywood movie you have ever seen and why?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Is it sinful for Christians to look at beautiful women?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Goldfinger
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III